Uniforms Only

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At a special club, the words “I like men in uniforms” can take you to the heights of pleasure in Video 10’s “Uniforms Only”. These sexy soldiers and sailors keep their guns polished and practice good teamwork in the true spirit of great porn!

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The scene opens up to a couple of studs entering a club under the secret code “I like men in uniforms.” Well so does F’lamin Yon! Where is this club? The two studs are playing pool, a great activity if you like to play with balls. One speaks German while the other speaks English, but lust is a universal language. The two start making out and the English officer gets stripped and tasted. They move to an empty pool table where the German officer sucks him off, then rims his sexy ass. His fingers slid into the English ass as he explores the territory. The German officer continues to suck his new friend off before he gets a good cock sucking himself. Finally, the English officer gets bent over the pool table and his ass is pounded hard and fast by his new friend. They reach their peeks with a good jerk off and their money shot is very nice.

The next scene has a hottie sliding down onto a bright pink dildo. The officer is soon joined by a soldier, who enjoys the show for a bit. He strokes his meat then gets the officer to suck him off. Later, the soldier rims and fingers the officer’s tight ass before sliding his cock into him. He gives him a much better ride than that pink dildo could give. But, it is not forgotten as the officer sucks on it while he gets fucked. They both cum in a spray of semen and the scene ends.

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Speaking of se(a)men, the next hotties to enter are sailors! Nothing like men who are looking for something long and hard! One plays pinball, while the other watches his moves. The sailor in white makes a bad pun and tries his hand at the pinball game. But he’s more interested in the other sailor. The two shipmates start making out and stripping down. The first with a cock in his mouth is the sailor in blue. He sucks off his sexy shipmate, giving his mast a good polishing. The two jerk themselves off for the other’s viewing pleasure before there is more cock sucking. Up on the pinball machine, the sailor in white sucks off his friend then fingers his tight ass. Finally, the sailor in white slides his cock into his shipmate and lets the waves of pleasure flow over them. He pounds him like a harsh surf until they both cum.

The last scene has two soldiers presenting their cocks to glory holes. One happy soldier quickly starts sucking and stroking the thick meat offered to him. Back and forth the soldier goes, sucking the flesh of his superior officers. One officer goes down into the pit to finger, then fuck the soldier with his thick meat. F’lamin Yon wonders how he gets something so big into that tight ring of flesh. The fuck and suck continues until the other officer joins in on the fucking. The underling is really getting his ass fucked hard. The three form a three-way fuck with the underling in the middle before they all cum.

F’lamin Yon was certainly standing at attention through this video! These studs were hot and ready to serve their country! Porn is an American way of life that F’lamin Yon is happy to support! Seven face towels were used to polish my gun. Muah, SIR!

Erection Inspection

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Video 10 gives new meaning to the term inspection with their video “Erection Inspection”. The soldiers are excited and curious to who will get inspected and who will get the passing grade!!

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The first scene has an audio problem. It doesn’t match the video. The private is told there will be an erection inspection, right there. The officer undoes the private’s pants and starts sucking off the private’s privates! F’lamin Yon wants this job, where does he sign up? The officer must be used to these inspections, as he sucks down that cock well. He rubs his own cock against the private’s, then gives him a lesson in cock sucking. The private learns quickly and pleases his superior officer’s inspection. Next, his ass gets inspected with tongues and fingers. The last inspection is with the officer’s cock and the private seems to be passing. With a high cum grade this private passes his inspection!

The next scene has two soldiers getting ready for their own inspection. The sound is still off from the video but F’lamin Yon isn’t too distracted by it. One soldier decides to help his friend learn what an Erection Inspection is, so he drops his pants. The friend catches on fast, and swallows his thick meat into his throat. The two trade places, so the friend can get a good inspection himself. The two are hot and ready for some action as they trade places once again. Later, the finger inspects the soldier’s ass with his finger then his thick cock. It seems this soldier will get a good grade too! The two jerk themselves off at the end for extra credit.

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The third scene has a hottie scrubbing down the bathroom. His superior officer reminds him they are having a different kind of inspection, and proceeds to show him the proper way to have an erection inspection! F’lamin Yon is really considering joining the army now if he can get these kinds of thorough inspections. The officer sucks down his private’s cock, while he stays at attention like a good boy. But, his cock doesn’t seem to be following orders for a bit. The officer moves around for a good ass inspection while the soldier tries to teach his cock some proper standing lessons. Now at proper attention, he slides into the officer’s ass and proves he has superior training. They both cum, getting the bathroom floor all dirty again.

The last scene has one soldier asking his more experienced friend about the erection inspection. To prepare him, the kind friend decides to show him a full scale inspection. The friend starts fondling his fellow soldier, who quickly drops his pats, then sucks him off. Once his hard rod is hot the soldier sucks down his friend’s thick meat to get him ready for inspection. With his cock hard, the friend slides his thick meat into the soldier’s ass and fucks him. This inspection is going very well! The inspection nears its end and the two jerk themselves off until they make the passing grade.

What a great video, despite the obvious problems with the sound! F’lamin Yon announces he will be holding Erection Inspections on all cute guys he sees!! Be prepared!! Six face towels were used for this video. Muah!

Gettin Off Base

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Video 10 makes F’lamin Yon run his hand up his flagpole with the hotties of the film “Gettin Off Base.” These South American studs make this reviewer want to drop down and give them twenty of whatever they want just as long as their bodies are involved!

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The first scene shows a hottie cleaning things up at a photographer’s studio. A military stud shows up to get his picture taken, but the photographer is out at the moment. To pass the time, he decides to play a strategic move on the assistant. The two start making out and stripping down. They can’t keep their hands off each other and feel up each other as they strip. Finally the army boy gets a sucking and rimming much to his liking. He returns the favor in many positions and gives him a hot rimming. The two grind against each other until the army boy gets a good mouth fuck right against the wall. They grind some more before the blowjobs continue. Finally, the assistant rides the army boy’s big gun. Let’s see how far he can shoot! His aim is pretty good if the moans of the assistant are any indication. These two can’t stay still and fuck all over the studio! The assistant shoots first and it is a hit! Finally, the army boy also shoots and scores. Now to clean up the battlefield!

The studio is finally ready and the photographer is none the wiser to what went on. An army boy comes in for a quick photo, but all he wants is the face. As an artist, the photographer can’t settle for just that. He convinces the army boy to strip down for some still photos. He even undoes the army boy’s pants himself to reveal his hot body and his nice ass! This is hardly becoming a still photo shoot as the two start getting horny. The photographer helps out his hot model by sucking him off then offering up his body for some fun. The two stroke and grind against each other before the army boy sucks off the sexy artist. The artist later rims his beautiful ass and sucks him off. The two sixty-nine for a bit before the photographer gets to know his model in a deeper sense. He rides his cock into his ass and gives him one good session! The army boy cums first and takes a shot to the chest from the photographer to end the scene.

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In the third scene, a few hotties readxxxxxxxxxxxx an ad looking for gay models in military uniforms. The first one is very nice, the photographer loves him. The other two military hotties show up and he decides to use them all! A good idea since the military is about team work. A sexy couple is shown, the military one is being sent to the Amazon so he wants pictures of his lover in uniform. All three start making out and stripping down. The paler hottie gets the first cock sucking while the other rims him. They trade off blowjobs and rimmings between the three of them. Its almost too hard to keep track of who’s sucking who and who’s getting their ass rimmed. A double rimming is done while they grind against each other. Finally, there is a three way fuck then a fuck and suck. These boys want to do it all! Everyone gets a good ass fucking or gives one between the three. All three cum nicely to end the scene.

Back with the couple, they are making out and talking about the other’s leaving. They decide to pass the time until they part by having a little last minute fun. The lover sucks off his military man then gets fingered by him. He goes back to sucking him off then gets a boot and knee to the ass. A good rimming and prodding lead to some damn hot sex for the forlorn lover. This is definitely one way to give your lover a send off! The lover rides his army boy’s cock and loves the feel of it. It may be one of the last times he gets that thick cock in a good long while. The lover cums first soon followed by his army boy. The two photographers compare pictures but get horny from the sight. But the movie ends before we get to seem them make some photographic magic!

F’lamin Yon loves the arts and also loves sex! This combination of the two was pure magic! The studs were hotter than hell and the sex was steamy and sweet! These army boys really know how to make the most out of their leave! Seven face towels were used for this video! Muah, SIR!

Young Sailors

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Three hot sailors enjoy some shore leave with their lovers and a new recruit in Heatwave Entertainment’s “Young Sailors“. These service men give damn good service to their partners and keep F’lamin Yon signaling for more!

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The first scene has a napping over-alled hottie getting a surprise from his sailor lover. The sailor decides to show his friend how they do it out on a ship and the two start making out. They both strip down and the sailor starts to chart his way to his friend’s cock. The friend follows his map and sucks off the sailor in return. They trade blowjobs and grind their cocks against each other before the sailor mouth fucks his friend. A quick sixty-nine and they are back to sucking. The sailor then rims his sweet civilian and fingers his tight ass. There is a tease that the fucking is about to start, but it quickly moves back to blowjobs and fingering. The sailor’s cock teases his friend’s ass before the friend finally slides his ass down that pole and takes the sailor’s torpedo. Its a direct hit and its all systems go! The friend explodes first followed by the sailor.

More fun at sea as a sailor demands his lover get out of bed and clean the house. Instead, his lover goes straight for his cock and gives that a good wet wipe down. F’lamin Yon loves how he swabs the deck… but has to take his tongue ring out first. He swabs his deck in several positions, enjoying each one. Later the sailor fires his torpedo straight into his lover’s ass and pounds away. The two finish the scene with a mutual jerk off.

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The last scene has a recruiter talking with a new hottie who wants to join up. But his background is rather shady on the background check, so he’s not sure if he wants to let him continue. The hottie decides to show him his deck swabbing skills and strips the recruiter down to his Calvin Klein’s. He pulls his stock out of his undies and sucks down that thick piece of navy meat. The hottie strips down to reveal his camo undies, not very navy, but his cock is ready for some hot seaman action. The recruiter rims him right up onto the table and against the wall. This guy won’t sit still and keeps moving around. He even rips up his background check. The hottie goes back to sucking his recruiter and getting a good mouth fuck. The recruiter shows his own skills in torpedo shining to the hottie, who gets another good rimming. Finally, the recruiter sinks his cock deep into the hottie’s tight ass then lets him ride the waves. They take some acrobatic positions as the hottie screams his passions. The recruiter takes an authoritive attitude for a bit before they both jerk themselves off, which takes a little longer than needed.

F’lamin Yon always supports our boys overseas because they are damn hot! These sailors are no exception with their thick masts and ability to fire when ready! Seven face towels were used to sink F’lamin Yon’s ship! All aboard, Muah!

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Rear Guard Soldiers

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Video 10 makes F’lamin Yon stand at attention with these hot solider boys kissing and telling about their favorite men in uniform! That’s always a turn on for F’lamin Yon, so he hopes it’s the same for you!

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n the first scene, four boys talk about how they enjoy the fact that not many people come around and they enjoy the company of the two who have come to see them. Their holding hands show pretty much why. The translations are a bit off. It doesn’t seem to match up with them very well, but they are all still hot! One starts talking about a former lover and how good he was. He decides to kiss and tell. The shaven headed hottie is suddenly making out with an even hotter blonde. The blonde gets his cock sucked then returns the favor. They rub against each other while kissing before the blonde gets sucked off. Suddenly, he mounts his shaven headed lover and rides his sweet ass. They change places so the blonde can get some cock in his ass. He takes several positions, loving the feel of each one. Again, they switch places, as the shaven headed hottie sits on his lover’s cock and rides it hard. There is one more change in position as the blonde gets a cock in his ass again. The blonde gets a chest full of cum, then blows his wad on his lover.

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All the boys enjoyed the story and now seem to have some of their own. The shaven-headed hottie’s lover has a story about a fireman. F’lamin Yon is already feeling the burn in his pants at the mention of a hot stud! Apparently he’s an ass man and loves touching his lover. The two start making out on the porch of a home before the fireman pulls out his hose for a good wet down. The solider sucks him down, making his passion burn hot. The fire man mouth fucks the sexy solider but he wants his ass too. Finally, the fireman fucks the soldier’s tight ass and loves every inch of it. They take several positions, each one driving the solider closer and closer. The solider cums first then the fireman puts out his fire all over the soldier’s face. The hero saves the day, but there’s something wrong with the sound!

The third scene starts but you aren’t hearing them talking. Instead you seem to hear the sounds of sex. Apparently, they didn’t time the scene change very well. Not so good with the sound there guys. The scene cuts to another hottie making out with a blue boy from another regiment. The sounds really don’t match up here so F’lamin Yon just turns down the sound and continues with the film. Blue boy starts stripping his lover and falls to his knees to suck his thick cock. He takes a good mouth fucking before that cock is pounded deep into his ass. They take several positions for some deep angle fucking of blue boy’s tight ass. They both cum, one taking it in the face, and the bad sound starts up again.

The last hottie got himself a Marine, all dressed in white. But F’lamin Yon doubts he was very innocent. The two start making out in a field, the sound not matching of course. Clothes are quickly lost as the solider sucks off his sexy marine’s cock. The marine has some fun kissing and rubbing up against that ass until he sinks his thick cock into it. He gives the solider a good fast ride, bouncing off his beautiful ass. The marine impales that sweet ass as many ways as he can before the solider cums. The sound is gone by now so we don’t get to hear the wonderful noise of the marine blowing his wad all over his sexy lover.

If the sound had been correctly done, this would have been an excellent film. Mismatched sound clips gave some of the hotter parts away and distracted F’lamin Yon in other parts. Get it together guys. Five face towels were used for this video. Muah, SIR!

Mud on the Helmet

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Inferno heats up the armed forces with their video “Mud on the Helmet“. It wasn’t what F’lamin Yon was expecting, which was some outdoor fun, but the hot sex that did happen made up for it! These boys stand at attention and deliver with a rigorous vigor!

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The first scene has Montana talking to his friend Charlie. He makes a booty call, and is already hard and hot for his lover. They strip down and get right down to business. Charlie proves his title as a service man, and sucks Montana’s cock down his throat. He definitely knows how to polish that gun. A good bit of the video is Charlie sucking off Montana, F’lamin Yon thinks they should share some of that. But Montana is more interested in Charlie’s ass as he rides him against the couch. They both jerk off to a happy ending and sound off.

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In another hotel, two recruits meet to enjoy the delicious taste of each other’s bodies. One is already hard from jerking his cock, and his friend does what he can to help out. He strokes his hard lover’s meat while he gets sucked off. Soon his cock is forgotten as the other hottie sucks off his friend. They trade places to share in the experience then sixty-nine. Once they are completely hard, one mounts the other and lets his hips fire against his lover’s hot ass. In the end, they both polish their guns until their load is fully spent.

The last scene has a young recruit offering a sexy long-haired hitch hiker a place to stay and a cock to suck. He strips the recruit’s clothes off and enjoys the delicious taste of his thick cock. The army boy seems quite thrilled with his new friend’s way of thanking him. The recruit doesn’t return the favor, but he does sink his cock into the hitch hiker’s beautiful ass. He fucks him against the kitchen counter much to his delight. The army boy cums first then his new friend screams his passion all over himself.

Ah, men in uniform, just what F’lamin Yon loves. These army boys really give yours truly a reason to join the forces. The sex was great but some of these higher ranking boys need to remember that they need to prove they can suck a cock before their recruits do it. Five face towels were used for his video. Muah, Sir!!

Military Issue 3

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Corporal O’Brian is sent undercover to see if a Major is being naughty with his soldiers. He finds much, much more in this wonderful movie by Video 10, “Military Issue 3.” A porn with a plot, who would have guessed?!

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The first scene has Corporal O’Brian talking with Major Mason about Major Stern. Apparently, he’s violating the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, and it’s up to O’Brian to stick it to him! He has personal reasons as his hot brother got dishonorably discharged by Major Stern. F’lamin Yon really likes this plot and hopes it lives up to his expectations. The brother remembers how he got discharged in a well-cut flashback. Poor guy, he was a damn hot fuck. He calls up a friend who understands. Back on the base, O’Brian reports to Stern. He makes a gay joke, but O’Brian plays it straight …. so to speak! Stern pulls out a hottie magazine that has nothing except guys on it. Sergeant Krueller is the man in charge of the barracks and apparently is sleeping with his GIs. As a GI goes into the office, he is forced to do push ups in his undies. The Sergeant can’t help but examine that fine ass and walks up to his legs as the soldier does push ups. His gun is getting ready to fire, so he gives it a bit of a shine. F’lamin Yon’s just impressed with the guy’s ability to do push ups. He gets to about fifty, then it’s on to the next punishment: giving the Sergeant a cock sucking. He goes deep, so he must get punished a lot. Now the soldier’s gun wants to shoot, but the Sergeant isn’t done. He spanks and fingers his soldier’s tight ass while his cock stands tall out of his pants. Finally he gives his soldier a good hard ass pounding over the desk. He then lays him out on the desk and rides him even harder. The soldier jerks himself to finish, and the Sergeant adds his own sign of approval.

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Back in the barracks, the rest of the boys hear the Sergeant’s moans of passion. They get hot and hard, so they decide to play around. Soldier 1 sucks off Soldier 2’s cock while O’Brian watches from above. They invite him to join in. O’Brian is more than happy to join in and sucks off Solider 2. Soldier 1 is jerking himself off as he now watches. They move into a threesome, with O’Brian right in the middle. He takes it from both ends with Soldier 2 on his ass and Soldier 1 on his mouth. All the soldier’s blow their wad, except the one who suddenly walks in. O’Brian gives him a good cock sucking. They both blow their wad, and the barracks is complete.

Back with the brother, he’s talking with his friend about the Stern incident. His friend decides a comfort fuck is in order, and the two start making out. The brother sucks his thick cock off, which is more than ready for some action. They strip off the rest of their clothes and jerk themselves off for a bit. The couple moves into a sixty-nine, with the brother on top. The brother is fingered a bit before his friend slams into his ass and rides him hard. They change positions for a better angle, and both are really enjoying their fun. The first to cum is the brother, then his hot friend blows his wad all over him.

The last scene has O’Brian talking to soldiers, who apparently are forced to be their Sergeant’s sex boys. After confessing this to O’Brian, the two make out. Hands begin to wander and tongues are swallowed as these soldiers enjoy themselves. Soldier 1 sucks off his fellow soldier then gets fucked by him. His tight ass takes it all as these two release their stress on each other. Soldier 1 sucks his friend off until they both cum. O’Brian sneaks around Stern’s office and finds his Stud Magazines. Bad movie quotes lead to a stand-off then a happy ending. It even has a neat ending in which the video shows what became of the soldiers.

Wow! What a porn! It had a real plot, stuck to it most of the time, and even had that well-done ending. F’lamin Yon was totally blown away by the quality of this video! The sex was hot, the guys were hotter, and the story line kept Yours Truly on the edge of his seat! Seven face towels for this video. Muah, SIR!

Military Issue

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Military Issue shows the trials and tribulations of gays in the military. Despite hot sex, it does touch on how many of our boys in the armed forces are treated because of their sexuality. F’lamin Yon found this to be a very touching film, both in his heart and in his pants!

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The first scene reveals a sexy stud named Mark, who is gearing up for his deployment. His sexy friend doesn’t want him to leave, and neither does F’lamin Yon. The scene changes to three guys discussing a night out. One is suspected of being gay, and the two others talk rather anti-gay about Scott and his friends. Apparently the two guys were caught being intimate. They get into a bit of a tiff before Scott leaves. The next day, one of them starts to remember his days with Mark. The sound suddenly disappears so the conversation had by the two G.I.s isn’t heard, but it does move to the sexy Mark and Scott having a conversation in their undies. It isn’t long before the two are making out. The sound finally comes back when Scott is using his mouth all over that well-built body of Mark. He drops to his knees and cleans his long gun. Mark is just as eager to show his skills in gun cleaning and slides his way to his knees. He shines that barrel with a deep throat. The two move to the small bunk beds for a delicious sixty-nine. Now that their practice maneuvers are complete, Scott invades Mark’s ass with his thick cock. These military games are very well done. Mark is the first to wave his white flag of cum, soon followed by Scott. What a hot couple these two are!

Back with Scott, and the poor boy looks so lonely. Once again there is a lack of sound. He thinks about the day Mark got deployed, so he gets out some paper to write to two other gay friends who were discharged due to their sex life. One isn’t very happy about it, but the other seems more than thrilled to be out. Instead of talking about that painful subject, the sexy twink gives his lover a massage. It quickly turns into something much more pleasing as the twink massages his lover’s cock with his mouth. Next, the twink rims his lover’s ass to get him excited enough to fuck him. The stud moves swiftly in and out of his sweet twink lover. He cums all over the twink’s sweet ass, but they don’t show the twink getting his rocks off. The scene was rather short but adequate.

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In scene three, Scott talks with another gay hottie about hanging out when everyone else gone. The two jerks from earlier start talking stupid shit to him. They have the nerve to tell him that he hangs out with the wrong people and that’s why he’s gay. One even talks about a straight friend who gets drunk and a gay man takes him home. The scene flashes to the sexy couple as the gay guy goes down on the supposed straight guy. He doesn’t look very straight to F’lamin Yon, considering how quickly he strips. He’s quickly on his back on the bed with his cock buried in the other man’s mouth. They trade places and this supposedly-straight guy really knows how to suck a cock! Then they sixty-nine each other and rims the other’s ass. The gay guy is hot for his lover’s ass and thrusts his cock deep into him. The pace gets faster and harder as their excitement grows. They change positions for another hard pounding pace. F’lamin Yon still isn’t seeing anything that suggests that either of them are straight. The one doing the hard pounding cums first, spraying his lover with his seed. He squats over his lover’s face so he can get his ass licked while his lover jerks himself off. That was one hot couple, even if one claimed to be straight!

Back with the guys, they get into a fight as the gay stud taunts the storyteller that he’s probably a closeted gay. The gay stud from the other unit comes over to talk, but they end up making out instead. A much better way to use your lips in F’lamin Yon’s opinion! Scott is hot for some action and goes down on his fellow G.I.’s cock. Their dog tags ring as their bodies respond to the pleasure. Soon Scott is the one getting his cock sucked since they must practice their maneuvers all the time! Kneeling on the bunk, Scott gets his ass rimmed then the two sixty-nine. F’lamin Yon can’t believe they can do that on such a small bed. They both jerk themselves off with Scott cumming first then his friend. Two days later, David the jerk, gets deployed because of his job specialty. He’s not happy as he was supposed to be going home, but he does admit that the story he told was really about him. They embrace in a cute scene as the movie ends.

A very well-done movie which shows both the prejudice that gays in the military face and the ways they deal with it. Despite the taunting of his fellow army boys, Scott has some very hot sex. The other couples weren’t that bad either. F’lamin Yon is also proud of David for coming to terms with his homosexuality. Again, a very nice film! Six face towels were used on F’lamin Yon’s tent pole. Now to run my own obstacle course! Muah!

Incummin? Fire

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Some hot boys from our nation’s military give some solo play in Barrack X 69’s “Incummin’ Fire.” While the guys are hot, the cameraman doesn’t need to be giving direction. These boys can do their duty without orders.

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The first scene shows a sexy navy boy who also fights fires getting warmed up in a hot tub. F’lamin Yon can already tell this solider will only ignite his burning passion. The cameraman converses with him and starts to give him some direction. Our navy boy jerks himself off and gives an excellent cum shot despite the constant blabbering of the camera man. A second navy boy is also in this scene and quickly strips off his nice white uniform. It’s anchors away, my boy, as he lubes himself up for another solo. If only the camera man would stop talking and let these sweet boys do their work.

An army of one is presented to the screen as he talks about himself and what he likes. Thankfully there is no talkative camera man as this hunky solider strips down and talks dirty while he solos. As he talks about wanting to have a mouth around his cock, F’lamin Yon is tempted to enlist if he can get that job! Yours truly would love to serve his country and service this recruit. A great cum shot ends with a cool dip in the pool.

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The third scene brings in another young navy boy, but the talkative cameraman is back and as annoying as ever. All the talk and questions seem to distract the hunk from his duties, but thankfully a well-oiled toy brings him back into the game. This time the cameraman does something right and helps the boy by fucking him with the dildo. A good cum shot and his tour of duty is over.

The fourth scene has Sergeant Scott showing off his new pin and his sexy body. He talks for a bit before dressing down and getting pumped up. His large cock makes up for any gabbing by the camera man. An excellent solo and good cum shot.

The last scene finally gets beyond the solos as two sexy navy boys are hot and ready to fuck. The cameraman shuts up while our wet boys strip their clothes and explore each other’s bodies. Apparently the lucky young recruit is getting off Barrack’s calendar boys to fuck him bareback. A very hot scene that puts F’lamin Yon at full attention!

These military boys were hot, and F’lamin Yon enjoys a good round of solo jerking off. Ending it with a hot sex scene really complimented the whole film. If only Barrack X 69 could get their camera man to shut up long enough for the boys to enjoy themselves! Four face towels were recruited to clean the TV screen. To the showers! Muah!!

F?lamin Yon Reviews: Very Basic Training

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Miami Studios’ Very Basic Training is just that—very basic. F’lamin Yon was none too appreciative of the boring content and, although those sailors were cutie patooties, F’lamin Yon ended up sea sick…

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Scene 1 has a young sailor playing with himself, but it looks SOOOOO NOT HOT. He sits there on the bed just looking bored, the cameraman amateurly trying to walk him through the scene, but honey, his release looks more forced than anything. And F’lamin Yon does not like stupid conversation when getting in touch with himself. This scene was soooo unclimactical.

Next is a shy Vietnamese sweetie that lubes his spring roll like the newcummer he is. Again, meaningless conversation takes place and it looks like he needs to be left alone. The cameraman talk is not necessary… another cock is! And his poor little member looked so suffocated in his hands that it made F’lamin Yon yearn to lend it some much needed affection.

Scene 3 brings in a warm couple (finally!), and the dumb-ass cameraman tries to stir up some drama between the lovely twosome. F’lamin Yon wanted to cut off the cameraman’s penis (forgive F’lamin Yon) with a dull butter knife for even going there. How are they supposed to make love when you’re stirring up a negative environment Mr. Cameraman? Sheesh… Major mood killer.

Then in scene 4 a Spanish/Greek mixed breed looks disinterested with both the conversation and the cameraman. His member is uncomfortable and fails to wake up, according to F’lamin Yon’s eyes. It would not rise to the occasion for a lonnnng time, and looks as if it’s on life support. F’lamin Yon would’ve given it some mouth to cock resuscitation…

Scene 5 deals with a cutie named Lou who didn’t look as desperate as the cameraman was making him. This scene took foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to start—are we shooting singles ads here or a movie? F’lamin Yon couldn’t take it anymore halfway into another drowsy scene and, although a professional, had to press the fast forward button. It pains F’lamin Yon to do this, but it was a must.

F’lamin Yon gave the final scene a little sneak peek—only to be disappointed again. It was not a good day for F’lamin Yon and F’lamin Yon needed to go out and impulse shop to salvage the rest of the day.

After what felt like a complete waste of time, F’lamin Yon still managed to use 2 face towels, but needed a long, hot shower. The people at Miami Studios need to get bitch slapped for such an unacceptable poor excuse of a “film”. F’lamin Yon can get more hot from looking in the mirror at F’lamin Yon’s self without the presence of a dull, mind (and cock) numbing “cameraman”. Very Basic Training is to be left on the shelf, and F’lamin Yon is done… Muah!!!