Man Juice

When you’re looking for something a little sexy to drink then get down on your knees and squeeze out some of my juice! Man Juice that is. You know. That thick salty liquid that is so sweet to your taste buds, it’ll make you want to squeeze out some of your very own! You’re not a man until you taste…Man Juice.

This hot movie featuring so many of the finest men in the business sucking down some man juice! Three full hot and loaded scenes ready to get your man juice pumpin’, check out these hard bodied hunks ready to take you down to china town!

Southern California Skate Boarders Film 4

From off the streets and beaches of So Cal come skateboarders! Youthful, innocent, horny rides with uncouth, muscular bodies! Watch out! They’re grinding, rail sliding, ollying and completely out of control!

5 scenes of some funny ass video shooting! This narrator has no idea what he’s is talking about, the boys are good looking and that counts for most of it. The director of this film needs a little polishing on his technique, including his annoying rambling about god knows what! a little pre-filming rehearsal couldv’e saved this film from falling under the categorie of WTF, concluding that this Southern Californian Skateboarders Film has almost zero skateboarding, the only grinding and rail sliding their doing is with their own cocks!

While The Sugar Daddy Is Away

‘Deep Voice’  “Hey bitch…what were you doing while I was away ?  Im your daddy and don’t you forget it you little cocksucking bitch whore…I own your ass.”  Uh ohhhh thats what the cream fiolled delectable twinkies are going to hear when their top-daddies come walking through the door and find out what they’ve been doing to while away the hours. Mmmm now THAT would make a delightful movie in itself but probably a lot more bdsm action that what we get in While The Sugar Daddy Is Away.  If you ask me though these little twinks deserve a good spanking and fisting for misbehaving like this…or maybe punished by a couple days of no cock at all…I don’t know if they could take that.

While The Sugar Daddy Is Away is a movie that shows us that no matter how much you train and satiate some bottom-subs, they will still misbehave and be naughty when left to their own devices.  This movie consists of a montage of cock-loving twinks who are kept like birds in gilded cages but also make the most out of their alone time by contacting other twinkies and making sure that they end up not alone as they enjoy some afternoon delights together.  The sex itself was nothing special…average cock sizes, blowjobs and fuck scenes, but the knowledge of how naughty these young guys were being and knowing that they would get a good spanking or somesuch if caught just added an extra edge giving it enough excitement that I was able to get nice and hard and creamy in my jeanies with each scene.  It’s worth watching as you get the enjoyment from both the sexual level and the ohhhh someones being bad level and I salute While The Sugar Daddy Is Away with a stream of naughty semen swishes and hope they make a sequel called ‘When The Sugar Daddy Gets Home.’

A Place of Their Own

There are more cream-filled twinkies in A Place of Their Own than in a Hostess factory. With the three fantastically erotic scenes put together it’s more than a six-pack of spongy cream-filled goodness and it artistically blended the real life difficulties for young gay men searching for a place to call home with the fantasies of being able to find such a place that is open and welcoming in more ways than they could possibly dream of.  Hopefully before they make A Place of Their Own 2 they will also be able to save up enough that they have some furniture in that place of their own, cos I’m sure their activities would be a little more enjoyable if they’d had an actual bed (or couch or anything) to make out on.

These young guys get to discover the time honored wisdom that ‘if you’re low on bread you can always give head’ as they have an erotic adventure finding a place to live.  The sex itself is supercalifragilisticexpialidociously sizzlingly sensational since each one of these lean lust machines is considerably well-hung, incredibly hot, and whether it’s one-on-one or group action, they are more than happy to put their cocksmanship skills to the test.  For those of you who like a little Latino action in your masturbatory motion-pictures, the producers of this movie are even kind enough to include some spicy salsa to the prodigious mix of cum that explodes throughout this movie.  A big hip-swinging swishing spraying semen salute of housewarming eroticism to A Place of Their Own.  PS, Get some furniture!!

Four Play

Now you know how I loves me some of those hot cream-filled twinkies…well Four Play is like an answer to my prayers with it’s hot twinkie studs, huge throbbing meatsticks and oh so hungry and experienced pouty mouths that will devour your cock til you add some of your own creamy filling to the mix.  So Four Play has five incredibly sexy scenes that kept my dingle twilling the whole time, and yes, guilty as charged!… my creamy filling ended up all over my tummy more than once!

Now though the sex was definitely hotter than a steamy San Francisco summer day, but I must say I was incredibly disappointed by the implication of the title.  I thought I was going to be watching groups of hot twinkie studs banging each other train-style or orgy-style, but sadly all there seemed to be were one-on-one scenes, though there were four of them, so perhaps that’s where the silly producers got their title, Four Play, from.  Each of these four scenes delivers hungry cock sluts enjoying the treasures they find inside each others pants (and honey, these studs are packing heat!), fantastic fellatio scenes, anal plunging that sent shivers of lust down my spine at the thought of taking something so long and large in my own hungry hole.  Four Play certainly gave me heat, but I was left a little chilled by the lack of group scenes, so I can only swish half-heartedly three times with a little butt wiggle added on for some incredible cumshots.

If You Dare

Honey, after watching If You Dare, let me just say that I would love putting on a nice dress and playing hostess to these twinkies…I would do to these twinkies what Mr Christie did to Oreos and double stuff them with my creamy filling.  These are some young studs that have something for everyone…if you like guys that shoot gushing rivers of cum, and sweet uncut meatsticks…seeing youthful lusty sex machines behaving like the true sluts they are, take some time and check out If You Dare…I double dare you.

The guys in this movie are certainly guys who don’t agree that while two is company, three is a crowd…each of the scenes in this almost two hour long movie will raise your sails full-mast cos it’s like these guys compete to see who is the sluttiest.  If You Dare also has one of the hottest outdoor pool-sex scenes I have ever seen as these yummy lean-muscled studs show that even if they are just hung dumb-bunnies they understand how to use the water’s buoyancy to achieve some deep penetrating angles that they otherwise wouldn’t be able to achieve.  Not only are the guys in this movie total pros at getting it on…each scene also has super-hot soaking facials (and this one guy shoots a load that you just have to see to believe).  Four big excited swishes of sensuality for If You Dare.

Southern California Skate Boarders Film 4

First off I have to say, I have never skateboarded…I am far too delicate and frankly I think if I fell and skinned my knees or hands I would just cry so hard I would start hyperventilating. I prefer my physical activities to take place in a bedroom or bathhouse. But I have seen enough skateboarding to know when someone is good and when someone sucks…thankfully our rainbow community has closet cases like Tony Hawk or this movie would convince people that just like white men can’t jump…gays can’t skateboard. Fortunately skateboarding isn’t the only thing they suck at, cos they are damn fine at sucking cock, so unless you’re watching this movie for the skateboarding (in which case honey, you have enough troubles as it is) you should get what you’re looking for.

My biggest problem was that either the camerawork was totally amateur or they were trying to copy that nauseating Hollywood fad of shaking the camera all over the place while filming…which I guess is okay if the hormones in the air had the cameraman shaking cos he was jacking his cock. But that wasn’t his excuse cos often it wasn’t even during sex scenes, so shame on him. But when you get down to it…and we all like getting down to it, the sex itself was fabulous and somehow each scene made me crave rushing to the store and getting some Hostess cream-filled Twinkies…I wonder why that would be. The youthfulness and lust really comes through regardless of that naughty cameramans atrocious work and streamers ribbons and swishes to Southern California Skate Boarders Film 4, now I’m off to get some cream-filled Twinkies and get that creamy filling all over my lips to lick it off.

Workin? It Up

First I have to say that I never knew that hunky Vulcan vision of studliness that plays Sylar on Heroes and Frankenstein somehow had a lovechild…but we get to see this musclebound product of two cro-magnon skulls with a heroic hard-on of his own. I wouldn’t mind getting an up close and personal Vulcan nerve pinch from him…anyways, this is a movie about some fun-loving guys finding they have more in common than just their own physical development and how they can help each other grow.

These prime packages of meat show that there is no time or place that they won’t appreciate another well developed physique and that they enjoy savoring each other’s muscley forms from one end to another and also in and out of these ends. The youthful enthusiasm that these studs in Workin’ It Up bring to the screen translated well to enthusiasm for me as a viewer as my own love-muscle began workin’ it up.

I’m sure if they continue working out like this they will find that they have helped each other’s growth in their bodies and appreciations of them.

Three big twirling swishes for Workin’ It Up, and I hope to see another lean, mean muscley sequel soon.

Big Reward

Big Reward is another Big Example of the fact that the French (especially the Canadian ones) are liars never to be trusted and horrible lovers regardless of the reputation that may precede them. With a title like Big Reward you would think that they were talking about something Big. Well honey if they were talking about length in any way…be it length of cock or length of movie then it’s just more French Canadian lies.

When I go into a restaurant and order myself something to eat and enjoy, the common denominator is that it is filled with meat and after I’m finished I’m filled with meat. This is the same formula for when I’m having sex and the desire to see some meat on my men (especially the part of them that matters most) endures in the choice of the porn I watch.

Maybe there are some men out there who enjoy playing with a swizzle stick in their mouth and sucking on a straw instead of slurping on salami…well according to Big Reward there definitely are because they are in this movie, unless these silly willies are what the French call big. No wonder their women are evidently such sluts that they seek attention from foreigners instead of their own men. I certainly wouldn’t want these dopey looking pale twinks in my bed either.

I highly recommend not watching this movie and finding one of the others I’ve reviewed with nice large cocks and beefy men like Incummin’ Fire. Nothing swishes or does anything for Big Reward.

Tender Chickens

I am Man…Hear Me Roar honey…Tender Chickens shows us men in our natural primal state as we obey the laws of the jungle and the strong and mature dominate the younger and smaller members of the pack. That’s what is oh so evident here as these strong studly guys get hold of some younger and submissive sluts and get down to making the most of their services.

The intensity of the sex as these musclebound macho men subjugated these twinks made me realize why these slutty twinks are called chickens, cos honey I almost laid an egg. The cameras and lighting perfectly captured and enhanced the musculature as well as the sweaty sheen as these animals showed us that like all predators, everybody likes the taste of chicken. I think that just like the statue of David got ripped off by its creator, God ripped these masterly men in this movie off because I’m sure that these slutty twinks could’ve taken some bigger meat considering the ease with which they get their hot holes filled by the dominant dicks of these super-sexy alpha males.

Overall Tender Chickens gave me an overall glow as well as an overall sticky feeling…especially on my tummy, and four big creamy-coated swishes to Tender Chickens.

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